madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

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punkmarauder:

12thdoctorr:

scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(

what have you done

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vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.

vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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ohmakemeover:


PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!
Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!
We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!
YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!
You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs

ohmakemeover:

PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!

Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!

We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!

YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!

You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs

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paxamgays:

having a favorite band is rough bc they make u so so happy but they sometimes make u a little too happy. sad even. crying. sometimes u cry. sometimes the love is too strong 

This is exactly how I feel about Amanda Palmer, she just give so much of herself, that to be honest, on my worst days, I don’t feel worthy of her music because it’s also a bit of her beautiful soul and I don’t deserve something that special

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weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

THIS IS GOLD

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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