This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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comedycentral:

All of these #GreenTVShows tweets were made with reduced carbon emissions, but which one will be reprocessed into a champion? Find out on tonight’s @midnight.

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ashenhartkrietheoriginal:

officialannakendrick:

if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??

THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN THEORY BUT B) YOU WOULDN’T BE TO SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHT WOULD PASS THROUGH YOU AND THEREFORE PASS THROUGH YOUR RETINA.

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ashenhartkrietheoriginal:

officialannakendrick:

if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??

THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN THEORY BUT B) YOU WOULDN’T BE TO SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHT WOULD PASS THROUGH YOU AND THEREFORE PASS THROUGH YOUR RETINA.

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andythelemon:

My dad was driving home the other day and I kid you not, he spotted a MASSIVE Mjolnir outside with some bins. Thor, stop leaving your trash in the streets!

andythelemon:

My dad was driving home the other day and I kid you not, he spotted a MASSIVE Mjolnir outside with some bins. Thor, stop leaving your trash in the streets!

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lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

image

AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs

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consulting-kitkat:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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WHERE CAN I GET THEM

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

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bakerstreetbabes:

This is…wow.  So pretty I can’t.

bakerstreetbabes:

This is…wow.  So pretty I can’t.

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lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

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fandomcrazedfangirl3:

destiel-flavored-pie:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

take your brother outside as fast as you can 

OR ELSE YOU WILL GODDAMN DIE

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imbatman-whenimnotbusy-eatingpie:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

mysaltshaker

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